May 2013
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
I want to watch teen titans.
now I am going to cook up some food. I may even clean that damn kitchen. But for the amount of cooking I am going to be doing. I need clean.
i am trying decide how to cook chicken and steak. cause ill i have left over thai curry
la-meilleure-amie:
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
when you're reading a book and you spot a typo
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
Regine Hunter's Expectation of Men
Regine: Why does this keep happening to me?
Maxine: Cuz you keep lookin' for someone to carry you.
Regine: What's wrong with that?
Kadijah: They keep droppin' your ass.
“I’m past needing a man in my bed. I need a man in my head. Someone who can...”
– Maxine Shaw (via likewater4chocolate)
shantefatale asked: 33.What words make me feel the best about myself
Wanna be nosey. . . heres your chance
0. Height
1.Virgin?
2.Shoe Size
3.Do you Smoke?
4.Do you Drink?
5.Do you take drugs?
6.Age you get mistaken for
7.Have Tattoos?
8.Want any tattoos?
9.Got any Piercings?
10.Want any Piercings?
11.Best friend?
12.Relationship status
13.Biggest turn ons
14.Biggest turn offs
15.Favorite Movie
16.I’ll love you if
17.Someone you miss
18.Most traumatic experience
19.A fact about your personality
20.What I hate most about myself
21.What I love most about myself
22.What I want to be when I get older
23.My relationship with my sibling(s)
24.My relationship with my parent(s)
25.My idea of a perfect date
26.My biggest pet peeves
27.A description of the girl/boy I like
28.A description of the person I dislike the most
29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30.What I hate the most about work/school
31.What y last text message says
32.What words upset me the most
33.What words make me feel the best about myself
34.What I find attractive in women
35.What I find attractive in men
36.Where I would like to live
37.One of my insecurities
38.My childhood career choice
39.My favorite ice cream flavor
40.Who wish I could be
41.Where I want to be right now
42.The last thing I ate
43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44.A random fact about anything
POR FAVOR?
thelovelynymphomaniac:
Everytime I blog on my phone, it makes my brother lag like a mother on COD.
All I can hear is screaming. “Fuckkkkkk” “Fucking get off your fucking phone” “Fucking shit! See! SEE! YOU GOT MY KILLED”.
“I don’t think you should be that upset bro. I mean, you are a camper.”
“Fuck You.”
